Wife : Suna

Wife : Suna hai ki swarg me husband wife ko saath mein nahi Rehne Dete, Aisa kyo? Husband : Arey Pagli, isliye to usko Swarg kehte hain..

Most Innocent lines...

Most innocent and heart touching lines said by a true love to his GF on break Up..




Behen mere gift wapas kar dena.


Cross posted at Planet Atul

Sir...

Sir : tense kitne prakar ke hoteh hain?

Boy : 3 past, present n future.

Sir: Very Gud

Example : Kal apki beti ko dekha, aaj pyar karta hun. kal bhaga kar le jaunga

Dada ji ne..

Santa : Mere Dada ne 1947 kijand mein dushman ki taange kaat di thi..

Banta : Gardan Q nahin kaati ?

Santa: Woh pehle se hi kati padi thi..

Doctor to Patient...

Dr. to Patient's Friend : Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aateh to hum ise bacha lete.
Friend : Abe saale aadha ghanta pehle to accident hua hai 1 ghanta pehle kaise le aata.